“二战(🍅)”时(shí )(👷)期(qī ),盟军要实(shí )(🥇)施(shī )(📼)安奇奥登陆计划,迫于对(duì )一(yī )门叫安(ān )奇奥(ào )大炮的(🎗)超级武器的忌惮,要派(🗼)两(🐮)个精(💤)锐特工(gōng )去摧(cuī )毁(huǐ )这门(mén )大(❣)炮,结果(guǒ )两个傻逼(⚫)被派(🕔)了(le )去,最后经(🛍)过一连串搞笑事件,阴(yīn )差阳错的(🐖)最(🕌)后完成了任务。 片段(duàn )(😻)一:德国人在(zài )北非布置了一个陷阱,准(zhǔn )备(bèi )了一(yī )(🥁)幅(🌚)假的防御工事地图(tú )让这二个(🎛)士兵带回去。他(tā )们却阴差阳错(🙌)的拿走了真的(👓)地图,最(zuì )(⛓)终赢(⏰)得了战(zhàn )役。 (🧤)片段(duàn )二:他(⛳)们化(huà )装成(⛳)管道工潜入德(dé )军(jun1 )在(zài )意大(🤖)利的司令部,给他(tā )们(💝)卫生间的管(guǎn )道(dào )修得乱七八糟,把(bǎ )(➡)将军淋了个落汤(tāng )鸡。将军去换衣服,拉(💯)开(😝)抽屉发现(💿)一套新的(de )军服,于是洗头洗(👌)脸准备换上(shàng )(👵)新军服(fú )的时候闭着眼把(📐)脸盆里的脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(🚡)(柜子旁边有(🎐)一个(gè )废水桶(😳))。那(nà )个(🚻)将军是最(👚)主要(yào )的一个(💅)配角,很有(🕺)意(yì )思(🎴)。到影片结(⛴)束前1分(🈺)钟,都没有一(yī )句台词。最后说(shuō )了一(🐱)句“谢谢(xiè )(😲)”。 片(piàn )段三:德军有一门超(chāo )级大炮俯视着(zhe )联军(jun1 )(🏆)将要登陆的海(🏖)滩(🍝)。这二个(🏗)士兵(😼)居然化装(🔝)成希特(tè )勒和随从,去视察(🖥)大炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了(🖥)。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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